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Melted Bratz Doll Pt 1

January 15, 2024 Chris Bone Season 2 Episode 2

Ever found yourself entangled in the nostalgia of past parties and the friends who came with them? Brooke and I take you on a trip through our own history, starting with the serendipitous moment our lives first intertwined at a neighbor's wild bash. We peel back the layers of our social sphere, revealing the sticky drama of mutual acquaintances, the transformative power of a 'Bratz doll' transformation under the influence, and the surprising intellectual depths behind a party-hard exterior. Join us as we dissect the nuances of friendship dynamics, the grip of substance abuse on our circles, and the unspoken value of showing your true self from the get-go.

Strap in for our wildest party narratives that had us questioning our self-worth within the whirl of social gatherings. A mirror message from a mysterious John, tech recruiting crossed with personal escapades, and the downward spiral of a friend trapped in a violent cycle—these tales have it all. Brooke and I don't shy away from the heavier discussions, delving into the challenging journey of self-love amidst the chaos of open-door parties and the ripple effects of destructive behaviors.

To round off, we zoom in on the complexity of seeking balance in our personal lives. From the desire for attention to cherishing those hushed moments with loved ones, we navigate through the highs and lows of relationships and my personal trek towards sobriety. And, for a dash of flavor, we stir up a hearty debate over the merits of Italian eateries, from the contentious Olive Garden to the authentic local gems waiting to be discovered. Prepare for a banquet of experiences—both savory and not—as Brooke and I lay out our candid thoughts on life, love, and the eternal quest for the perfect plate of pasta.

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Speaker 1:

What's up, boners? So I have. Finally, we figured out our lives enough. Um no, I have a friend from I guess we won't use first names, but I mean, you can use my name, okay. Um, yeah, brookie, we'll call you brookie, yeah, but anyways no, so you have to walk me through it, because now I'm I forget. Um, like, when did we meet, okay, officially the first time?

Speaker 2:

so it's really funny because I don't ever think I met you with Esther. I think I actually only met you. I feel like it was at that party at my neighbors oh, the night I came with Andrew. Yeah, I think that's the first time we actually even met each other, but then again I was in the height of my partying career, so I was too.

Speaker 1:

I know, I was too.

Speaker 2:

I was really bad yeah, the person we will be discussing would talk about you a lot and I'm sure vice versa, but I know she didn't say very nice things about me so I don't really know if we were ever put into the same social situation oh, melted brat's doll oh her her.

Speaker 1:

I don't remember, I don't remember her saying anything really about you that I can remember that's good. Yeah, I mean honestly, that is the best of all worlds. I will take that cuz you don't want to be on her radar no at all at all at all.

Speaker 2:

It's pretty impressive. Anyone can be considering she only thinks about herself, but well, honestly, she'll fucking ruin your life yeah, I'm really interested to hear what all happened with you guys. I will say she did tell me I was like so like you and you and Chris like what's going on with that? Before that one time that we sent that text message and she probably had a panic.

Speaker 2:

It's like she did read we know she read it and in fact did not respond, so we'll just let her sit with that. But shit, we got me distracted. What was they saying?

Speaker 1:

that we don't talk about her? Are that she didn't talk about you?

Speaker 2:

oh, yeah, yeah and she told me that you guys just had a really bad falling out and that was that. And I was like, oh why, and she's like I don't know, she's like just like drifted apart. Oh yeah, that happens cocaine will do that, kids okay, don't do drugs don't do drugs, kids because drugs will make you into a brat's doll and everyone will hate you yeah.

Speaker 1:

So about the brat's doll man? Those are some days.

Speaker 2:

I just remember being like let me for it, when, when she and I first started hanging out, she was like so fun, like life of the party, you know, and like total, like just she, she just like has a really good front oh yeah and then like, and great time, she's smart, which was pretty surprising, like she's very witty, and I thought that was really interesting because, like she does not come off that way and you have to be pretty smart to have a really good sense of humor, which I think she does, and I like blows my mind because, well, it's pseudo right, like it's not real it's not real. That's true, but like at the start, you know, it's just everything was no, she's just clever that way it was great so did you meet Kara?

Speaker 1:

cuz I met when I met I don't know if I'm trying to remember now so that we had not met up until that party night. I'm pretty sure that can't be the case, no. I'm serious but you recognize me right away, mm-hmm, huh.

Speaker 2:

I'm good with phases you are cuz.

Speaker 1:

That was a random night, so Brooke II lived in an apartment across the way from a party I was going to with. If you guys are familiar with season one, husband number two. I think that one was called was it your?

Speaker 2:

yeah, my husband number one, so that's funny.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, andrew and I go to this party, though, and you just were you over there, or did you just have your door open? I?

Speaker 2:

feel like I know you. We had like an open door policy kind of where, like parties would just go from one side to the other.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then I don't know, I don't know where it was, just like Chris Bond, yeah. And then I was like oh my God, and then we spent like it felt like 30 minutes catching up, and then I remember writing on a bathroom mirror something.

Speaker 2:

What'd it be right. I remember seeing you and then like other than that, like like Andrew was, like I remember seeing him constantly and like a few other faces like that's. It was such a blur.

Speaker 1:

I think I wrote someone's name, but I don't remember who now, but I was like he won't go down on you or something like that, and I don't know why I wrote that. But I feel like there was a girl complaining to me about this guy who doesn't go down on girls and I was like really, what's his name? And she told me and so I was like I'll just write John, doesn't go down on you, we probably thought that was like the best thing ever.

Speaker 2:

I know I kind of do.

Speaker 1:

Like the dumbest thing ever, but I thought it was the funniest and I probably dragged you into it because I don't know where I would have got lipstick.

Speaker 2:

I mean always knew it out.

Speaker 1:

But that was like a really long night too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And you went to bed earlier than I like, than I left.

Speaker 2:

Did I.

Speaker 1:

I thought you did that's unlike me. Well, unless you went out, Shinsa were doing drugs. So you were married to husband number one, your first husband.

Speaker 2:

At that point we were not yet married.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

But, and we weren't even engaged yet. We were dating, but we lived together.

Speaker 1:

How long have you been together before? How long have you been together when I came to that party?

Speaker 2:

Like probably three years.

Speaker 1:

No shit. What did he do?

Speaker 2:

To get a divorce or in life.

Speaker 1:

We'll start with his job.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that's a good starting point.

Speaker 1:

We'll start there, like what did he do? The easy question, the easy question.

Speaker 2:

He works in tech.

Speaker 1:

So he made like a decent living, I guess.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, well he, we went to college together. That's where we met and he graduated. You know all honors and summa cum laude and all that stuff right, very smart, brilliant guy. Then he, I guess, long story short, he got into tech after realizing a math degree isn't going to get you anywhere financially.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

So so he went to tech around and he does basically what you and, like Andrew, and basically every one of my other exes does. Oh, she like techie boys I apparently do, and the best part about that is my sister's a tech recruiter and unfortunately just figured this out because we could have probably had a business honestly.

Speaker 1:

You could have just been running through tech guys. That is what I'm saying Getting them employed, yeah. The whole family wins, you could have got kickbacks.

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's like it sounds a little bit illegal, but I mean I'm okay with that Prostitution kickbacks In the tech world, what yeah?

Speaker 1:

Legal, legal, tech, recruiting, prostitution. When someone asked you what you do, you're like I'm a recruiter and prostitution for the tech world.

Speaker 2:

I managed the prostitution.

Speaker 1:

I acquired the new talent. I'm a talent scout and I get 250 for each one. They get tired.

Speaker 2:

Oh my God, love yourself, get more.

Speaker 1:

Literally love yourself, love yourself.

Speaker 2:

We can just end there, all right, bye.

Speaker 1:

I know that was it. It makes you come when kids.

Speaker 2:

We mentioned the brat, that's all, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I've been asked about the brat's doll forever now and I just I don't feel like talking about her, but we're going to for an hour. But we're going to no. I so one of the mini last straws for me, because there was several I was died. I mean, there was like the time that, you know, she pissed off some guy that she was sleeping with and he beat the shit out of her. He did.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my God Wait.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, wow, but he dead ass beat the shit out of her face and I remember that. Yeah, so I get there and you know he went for the. You know again the face, like the lip area, and I was just like there's going to be lip filler everywhere. Like how do we clean up all this juvenile?

Speaker 2:

There's a video of me going off on him. Actually he was there that night.

Speaker 1:

We guys live in the same apartment building.

Speaker 2:

No, but it was in the central West End and I know he was living at the very nice place and we were out front of there. Meet myself Crazy K, who I met the Bratz doll through. That's what we're going to call her crazy.

Speaker 1:

K, it's just totally because she's fitting and she doesn't matter. She doesn't matter. You guys just love yourself and that's the one thing you take away from this.

Speaker 2:

And she called and she was like I feel like she called him, was going off, and then I took the phone and I made him come outside and we all got into it. If you were there you would have remembered, so I guess that was not you.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I've been there for plenty of the other ones, though, so this one when the Juvederm explosion happened.

Speaker 2:

Go on, I'm sorry I cut you off.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, I mean, I was just like man. This is some shit, because it's like.

Speaker 2:

What else are you going to?

Speaker 1:

say I was just like it is 3 AM on a Tuesday and I'm over here cleaning up lip filler off the walls. So anyways, no one was arrested. I don't even think like we just pretended it didn't happen.

Speaker 2:

That's how their whole relationship worked. I know.

Speaker 1:

And then he did eventually go away again until the night. But I mean, I don't know, but this man like appears and disappears, like he's. He's made an appearance in my life now, like I don't know, three or four different times, but like their relationship was very volatile, you know really.

Speaker 2:

Because it sounds like super healthy and there's a lot of love in that house.

Speaker 1:

There was a lot of love Bless, so anyways, there was that episode, or you know, there's like the time that she like drove her car through a Starbucks.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she kept telling me that she was doing crazy things while on Ambien.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Is that what that was?

Speaker 1:

Um well, she was doing the crazy shit before All this oh, Okay this was like probably a mix of the cocaine and the Ambien and the propranol, like like Anxiety medicines.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

I mean you name them.

Speaker 2:

I mean pills. I know she got into those after the boot job.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, pain killers I mean.

Speaker 2:

My god.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, I mean you can't just say ambient, but there's like eight other drugs that play a part in this right, and maybe you wouldn't need the ambient if you I don't know Didn't do so much fucking cocaine. I know I.

Speaker 2:

Mean. I mean, I'm pretty, I'm not a doctor, that was that was an expensive habit. She would. How much was she spending?

Speaker 1:

Well, I don't know, but it would be like four contact cases in one evening. Yeah, I remember not to mention like how many more hidden ones she had, but I always saw at least Two or four.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was the little trick I showed her. I'm glad she really took that through. That probably has lasted longer than our friendship.

Speaker 1:

You mentored her.

Speaker 2:

I'm so proud.

Speaker 1:

Man.

Speaker 2:

I'm such a good person.

Speaker 1:

He taught her life skills.

Speaker 2:

Geez guys contact cases. Case you wanna travel.

Speaker 1:

Just put it in with the Gucci, no one will ask questions.

Speaker 2:

No one will ask questions, but she see, it's really interesting cuz like my habit was so bad, it was like it was like over a grand a week on it.

Speaker 1:

That's expensive.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and like I Mean, at the end of the day, if you're not gonna rely on sugar daddy's your whole life and you don't want to die, you're gonna stop. True and you want to like, keep good relationships with people, or else you're gonna have an entire podcast episode dedicated to your bullshit.

Speaker 1:

I know.

Speaker 2:

Not even sorry about it.

Speaker 1:

No, I mean I'm not either. After the hell she put me through.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I gotta get more details. I'll shut up.

Speaker 1:

No, no, you're fine. So I mean, that was like, that was where I was just Indifferent and I was losing, like caring about the whole situation. So I'm trying to think of Like what time. So then, ultimately, what she does in is she's like texting Ritesh and and she's saying all these crazy things, and I mean it's like pages of texts Like you know, like you're fucking scrolling when you're flicking the screen and you know, waiting for the end, wow, yeah, so she sends a bunch of messages to him. That was fun.

Speaker 2:

What did she even say?

Speaker 1:

Oh, that I cheated on a hand, that I had a boyfriend on the side, I think.

Speaker 2:

Mention that kind of stuff to me. I feel about me. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, like you didn't care about Anything and oh yeah, she says that all the time.

Speaker 1:

She's like oh, you're super selfish.

Speaker 2:

It was just funny, that is. That is the funniest if that's coming out of her mouth.

Speaker 1:

I know.

Speaker 2:

I can't even.

Speaker 1:

I know.

Speaker 2:

That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1:

You're selfish.

Speaker 2:

So you can. Then what are you exactly?

Speaker 1:

Oh, I know cuz shit you're making me look good.

Speaker 2:

Seriously, she, I just Okay. What was like the final, final straw.

Speaker 1:

I mean those text messages, and then also to I Thought I was done with her, like gone, like you know, like I staged your ass out.

Speaker 2:

There's not enough, I know.

Speaker 1:

I was like be gone bad.

Speaker 2:

Those things are.

Speaker 1:

Their heart is a rock stew Like. I don't think your touch should be that hard, but Like the mean girls mom. Oh, it's so uncomfortable like you could never lay on your stomach again. Oh, it's like glade on two of those like yoga breaks if you want a bad.

Speaker 2:

I can tell you where to go, not on this podcast.

Speaker 1:

Oh, he's in that doctor's in st Louis, isn't he? Yeah, that's why I'm not going to I forget his name, but it didn't sound right the like go home care instructions.

Speaker 2:

If you just take a look at him and his wife. Oh, I've seen the wife yeah that's a good example of what you're gonna get. Why would I want that?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the wife looks like a Las Vegas show.

Speaker 2:

Brats, brats dolls go to Vegas this one could.

Speaker 1:

He looked kind of gross, though too he was definitely really slimy slimy, yeah, it's a yeah cringy, for sure.

Speaker 2:

I'm just I'm trying to honestly picture how do you nap comfortably? Pain pills and.

Speaker 1:

Ambien and what else we say ambient and Xanax a naps are great. Oh shit, I was going to say yeah, I mean, if you guys need sleeping advice, just take an ambient with some oxy cotton and yeah, I mean, you're set.

Speaker 2:

I mean, and the way in which you take it, that's totally a deal.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean you want to snort it.

Speaker 2:

DIY however you want.

Speaker 1:

Crush it with a Pepsi can Get really cosy with it.

Speaker 2:

Break out the rolling bin, guys, you know you're not baking.

Speaker 1:

Get out that like science kit you had as a child.

Speaker 2:

You know that it's still rotting up in your attic Right.

Speaker 1:

Pretend that you're in Breaking Bad and just make a little something To help you sleep. I don't think Matt is going to do that for you, pour some Mike.

Speaker 2:

Will in there, not a doctor.

Speaker 1:

No, Mike Will in Benadryl.

Speaker 2:

That'll be fun.

Speaker 1:

That will always do the trick.

Speaker 2:

I mean Benadryl even makes me feel fucked up, Benadryl right.

Speaker 1:

You take a Benadryl Xanax. Holy shit, you're not waking up for two days, do you want?

Speaker 2:

to forget your name and why you're here.

Speaker 1:

Take a Benadryl with a Xanax. I'm telling you It'll ruin your life.

Speaker 2:

It'll ruin your life and you may or may not drive your car to Starbucks. I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then you have to get picked up.

Speaker 2:

Holy shit, okay, yeah, so you had to pick her up from the fucking Starbucks wreckage. Did she get arrested for that?

Speaker 1:

No, no one even came.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean it was like in the middle of the night, like right before they were going to open, so I don't know.

Speaker 2:

It was like on the news, though, that they got right, like they got like wrecked that someone had driven into their Well, I think she left. Right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I picked her up out blank on the curb In Gucci.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, but she is one of the few people that can make the most expensive clothing look absolutely trash. I can't.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry if I saw a Gucci girl out there in front of a broken Starbucks, I'm going to be like I don't ever want to wear that Ever. That's a no for me.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean, she fits in an LA. I guess Maybe she should go there Maybe I wish she, I wish I can't talk. I said I wish a bitch would.

Speaker 2:

Literally she could go and botched.

Speaker 1:

She could.

Speaker 2:

That would actually.

Speaker 1:

Maybe they could bounce out the lips what like, deflate them and the titties.

Speaker 2:

The titties need to go.

Speaker 1:

I know.

Speaker 2:

She looked so good before.

Speaker 1:

I know Kills me. It's terrible.

Speaker 2:

I'm so sad you can't be blessed with a body like that and then go ahead and fuck with it. Why would you do that?

Speaker 1:

She's going to be like the next FX American crime, oh my.

Speaker 2:

God, I thought you were going to say American Horror Story, or that, and I was like oh my God, yes definitely they could do one on her. She would be the she is it.

Speaker 1:

She is the Horror Story Um Social light that terrorizes people. Burners Like right People are like what the fuck goes on in that city, like there's a social light that ruins lives.

Speaker 2:

Like what is going on here.

Speaker 1:

She really does fucking ruin lives though.

Speaker 2:

I mean, I just feel like there's so much I don't know, I don't know everything.

Speaker 1:

Well, she died like once.

Speaker 2:

OK, this is where I got.

Speaker 1:

I think at her apartment or something, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Like how does one OD on cocaine seriously?

Speaker 1:

Well, I don't know either, but it might have been that sleep aid that she was taking, which I don't. You guys don't take ambient with oxycotton.

Speaker 2:

Or maybe just don't take ambient. I think there's other solutions to your problem.

Speaker 1:

Ambience so bad.

Speaker 2:

Your last resort.

Speaker 1:

Ambience the worst. I don't know who thinks ambience A good idea.

Speaker 2:

People start eating at like 2 am in their sleep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I did that.

Speaker 2:

Driving I drove to.

Speaker 1:

Yeah but I would go to Quick Trip and get those chicken logs.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, I gotta go.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm talking about. You know, there was. There were so good when you were drunk.

Speaker 2:

No, nothing called a chicken log. What the hell You're my thing they were.

Speaker 1:

It was like a chicken and a hot dog, like a chicken hot dog. I girl, I was on ambient. I was eating them in my sleep. I'm nasty.

Speaker 2:

I don't think they're real. I'm nasty.

Speaker 1:

I know that's like go to Jack in the box.

Speaker 2:

It is Jack in the box food Literally.

Speaker 1:

It was disgusting. Oh my God, that's what ambient does to you guys. I'm so upset Eating gas station chicken logs. This fucking diet of sleep deprivation.

Speaker 2:

I rather do that than eat a chicken log and shit. Well, so I know that.

Speaker 1:

Well, so I knew that it was a problem. When I was waking up with them in bed, I was like, oh no, what is?

Speaker 2:

your partner at the time.

Speaker 1:

Girl, I was single. Okay, that is a single thing to do because I I didn't need no man, that's right.

Speaker 2:

We never need a man.

Speaker 1:

Well, a bitch was depressed. No, I that was when I was single and I didn't really care about because I didn't sleep with anyone, so it wasn't. There was no one ever like there.

Speaker 2:

I was here disabled, just completely free ball for life for a while.

Speaker 1:

I needed to yeah.

Speaker 2:

I think everyone does.

Speaker 1:

Didn't you, after your divorce or G date right away?

Speaker 2:

Well, this is an interesting story.

Speaker 1:

Let's hear about it.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so, and I just want to practice with I'm not proud of this and I have grown from this and it is nothing. I will repeat.

Speaker 1:

Oh, this sounds like a sex story.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it is, it is Okay. So, as my marriage was like completely crumbling which, by the way, it shouldn't even happen anyway I was in straight up party mode. He was in, he was ready to settle down mode, and how was he. So he is Like three years older than me.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so it's not that. How old are you?

Speaker 2:

I'm 30.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so it's like 33 now.

Speaker 2:

Now he'd be 34 actually, so I guess he's like four years old no, not at all. And like, as far as, like, where we were in life like for a while it lined up because we had, you know, we went to the same college and all that. But you know, I think it was even when I was living across from the people that we oh yeah, whatever yeah.

Speaker 2:

You know, that's when I think my eyes started wandering and because I wasn't getting. I guess at the time I didn't know what it was that I wasn't getting, but I wasn't getting it at that. From from him I actually know I was getting a lot of that. It was the I wasn't, he wasn't fun anymore.

Speaker 1:

You want a new fun day.

Speaker 2:

I wanted a new fun day.

Speaker 1:

Like the thing is, though Tizdick is so fucking big. Oh.

Speaker 2:

Puerto Rican.

Speaker 1:

Well, okay, so we need his Instagram and we need he's intact.

Speaker 2:

You guys don't need inside, he's intact, do?

Speaker 1:

you have the nudes.

Speaker 2:

Do I have of him?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I need more.

Speaker 2:

Girl, I'm going to give you a visual and you can explain it Okay. Wait, let me.

Speaker 1:

There's no way.

Speaker 2:

From my belly button to here.

Speaker 1:

Oh, my God.

Speaker 2:

Could not fit my hand around with.

Speaker 1:

And he was uncut or cut.

Speaker 2:

Uncut. Damn A bitch had it going on Okay.

Speaker 1:

So why did you leave this magic dick?

Speaker 2:

Because it was attached to the most miserable man. Like when he started getting more into the magic dick, getting more into the tech world and all of that. He just it's like something in his brain like clicked and like any artsy, like creativity. He had going on with me, cause I'm very tight, you know he's very type A and type B and he totally went 100% type A and I was like yo, like we don't, we don't have anything to talk about anymore, like we don't bond on anything.

Speaker 1:

Except sex.

Speaker 2:

Except sex. And then at that point it was just like I don't even, we're not going to. So what I'm going to, we're going to hang out, have sex and you're going to go play your video games and I'm going to twiddle my thumbs.

Speaker 1:

Honestly get a life cause. That sounds like magic. Let's take a good marriage.

Speaker 2:

I did not like that. I need way more attention.

Speaker 1:

Really? Yes, see, I don't need attention.

Speaker 2:

I need attention more than any dick.

Speaker 1:

Huh.

Speaker 2:

It's a weird life, I know. But, I really don't. I mean, I don't mind attention but I'm going to like the time like you and. I are here sitting right now. I want to be able to do this with my partner too.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to think of retouch, and I do this very often. I guess we do, but it's usually unplanned, you know it just happens.

Speaker 2:

And like that's awesome and I think the natural progression from hanging out having a great conversation and then it leads to the bedroom. Excuse me, that is like the best for me.

Speaker 1:

I think that's before that magic dick sex.

Speaker 2:

I like the whole lead up to it.

Speaker 1:

She could. You had that on your mind the whole time You're trying to carry.

Speaker 2:

I know that you're trying to carry a conversation about Dardanias and I know I'm securing the bag at the end Like I know what I am getting. So yeah, he was not. So so there was eventually. The sex life just kind of went away. I was like so fucking bored.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, bored the sex too.

Speaker 2:

I just was bored with him. We didn't do anything fun. He was like Try sex outside. Not actually. You know what he's not into like almost getting caught and all that shit, which is another thing that I love that.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if it's the thought of getting caught, but it's just fun to have sex outside. It is, and it's really enjoyable.

Speaker 2:

We are in our natural environment.

Speaker 1:

I don't know why but yeah, I know a lot of people think it's like attractive return on to get almost caught. Yeah, I just think it's fun to have sex outside.

Speaker 2:

And you know what I'm here for both, Honestly the air feels nice on your body, it's different yeah it's definitely different and like he just, he was just, we didn't hang out anymore, we're boring Like so then. So we got married.

Speaker 1:

I had three kids.

Speaker 2:

I had five children.

Speaker 1:

Where they now with the father. Because you lost custody. I heard it wasn't because of the cocaine or anything. They saw your ass driving. Go get those kids.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I love to really Five and I'm still here she lies about her so bright.

Speaker 1:

She's like on Duolingo she just restores her streak. You'll have a drink, you'll like a vendor on the weekend, and then you'll just like. Repair your streak with buying some gems.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're gonna ignore that. We're still on the streak, we're good.

Speaker 1:

But you are. How long you've been sober. Now go through.

Speaker 2:

I've been sober for I Mean from everything that's been like to almost two years Collectively. So like I stopped doing blow and then I stopped drinking and then probably good about quitting cold turkey, I'm sure. I well, I quit Coke cold turkey.

Speaker 1:

Is that safe? No, oh, I wouldn't think it was absolutely not.

Speaker 2:

However, my alcoholism was not the kind where I ran the risk of having seizures and like all that shit.

Speaker 1:

So Bratz doll, she, she didn't drink when she was high. I Mean she would have like a drink, but it's like the same drink, like most of the night. Yeah, did you drink? Drink though.

Speaker 2:

When I was on blow I didn't really care yeah about drinking as much. When I stopped doing blow, that was my 100%, that was my vice. I just smoke pot like I love pot. That's my thing. I think. If I have to say I have a vice, that would be it. So one day I'd like to probably try not smoke, but until then Living my life.

Speaker 1:

But one thing at a time.

Speaker 2:

Yes, seriously. Yeah, I cut the coke out and then the alcohol, but yeah, I'm coke. You just don't really have that same desire and also you don't have an appetite, which affects my that would affect my, like, ability to drink a lot.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, true.

Speaker 2:

It has like. I just remember that from those days.

Speaker 1:

Good old days, great days, expensive Days we are wait.

Speaker 2:

So we were talking about how she died and then we got sidetracked. Oh, they brought her back, and then how?

Speaker 1:

who found her. I Think they called 911.

Speaker 2:

Oh, the Bratz doll did.

Speaker 1:

Well, I don't know if she did someone did, she was probably I know who she was hanging out with around yeah those times. But no, um, so after that she stopped. Well, that's my understanding anyways. I mean, who knows now was that? It's been a year now, okay, okay, look at this time last year, I think all that happened, well, actually probably a little before so.

Speaker 2:

I'd already start walking into her. Yeah, I think everyone kind of did.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she like wrote my dad an insane letter.

Speaker 2:

See, that's what she does, right? She ruins lives.

Speaker 1:

One letter at a time it was. It was insane.

Speaker 2:

I'm sure it was the text messages that she was sending.

Speaker 1:

She wants to find her way. It was the text messages that she was sending. She wants to fuck my father. Can we just oh?

Speaker 2:

yeah, and and can I just tell you that my mother, my father and I read they read the letter together and laughed because it's so Fucking pathetic.

Speaker 1:

So she wrote it to you, or wrote to your father, to my, dad did.

Speaker 2:

They see, my dad advised her on some stuff. He's a divorce attorney and well you know she.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, you can get. Look cuz she had a couple of divorces, a couple.

Speaker 2:

Like I only know about the one surprised someone else would marry her again.

Speaker 1:

She's getting maintenance on one of them. Oh like the third one oh.

Speaker 2:

Well, he's like criminal yeah.

Speaker 1:

I thought they all were. To be honest, I don't really know okay there because there was time where she was just gone. That's true, I was just like okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, that this is probably chain of subjects that I remember what we're just saying. But I did remember telling me one time when we were at her apartment in Dogtown Okay, we're in our apartment in dogtown and we're doing blow and like drinking God knows what, and she was like inviting these guys over about some rappers or some shit.

Speaker 1:

Where they though.

Speaker 2:

It's st Louis who isn't a rapper. You know, like your gardener, 100% a rapper on the weekends.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, or DJ, or both, or both.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god or drug dealer. Talent. Well, that's a given, because none of these things are making you act. Pseudo rapper full-time drug dealer, hard time professional he's on ambient.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he somehow managed to make Ampion worse.

Speaker 2:

And then he makes it. I can't, I can't.

Speaker 1:

Like not only now you like sleepwalk and buy food on Ampion, you'll also have like explosive diarrhea and you're a rapper and you're a rapper. You have sudden dreams to become a rapper.

Speaker 2:

Like, and that's how the St Lunatics were born.

Speaker 1:

It's serious.

Speaker 2:

You know what? Rip the St Lunatics. That was a good time in life. Now they're all crazy.

Speaker 1:

So funny story, though there's this friend of ours that lived in the building over here and he was talking about Bratz doll one time and I had to say something. I think I actually said Bratz doll, and then he was like, oh yeah, I know her, and he was talking about how she was one night like fucked up on the Ampion. He's pretty sure, because when he opened the elevator door she was standing in there.

Speaker 2:

Oh my God. Oh my God. She totally showed me the video of that the people took, of her in her building, of her in the elevator taking down. You know when, like you, have construction in the elevator. Oh, yeah, and there's this things up like the soft padding. Yeah, she was taking that shit down. She said take that shit down, and then she did.

Speaker 1:

Well, they said that she was like zombie sleeping in the elevator.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I was like what she was having, a few things like that.

Speaker 1:

And then he was saying that like she just was fucked up on the Ampion and like trying to talk to him and he goes. She was like on him and I was like, did you get a bruise from like the titties or resting on your arm?

Speaker 2:

Oh, my like it's just so scary, like so many things could happen to that girl. She has no control.

Speaker 1:

No, it's true, it's really sad. In fact she's still alive. I'm going to say if she's still alive, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I'm pretty sure, considering she did read the message, remember. But that was a while ago.

Speaker 1:

Sometimes I Google her. Oh, my God Stop for some obits.

Speaker 2:

Gotta check the obit.

Speaker 1:

Maybe she didn't make it.

Speaker 2:

It's like your daily morning routine.

Speaker 1:

Let me see your breakfast Wake up Check obits. Oh, she's not dead, okay.

Speaker 2:

Continue with the day Mamosas. This is right RIP. Jesus Christ. My therapist today asked me, if I, how would I feel if it hurt her feelings? Oh, let me do this Okay. So I sat there and I was like, how would I feel? And then I was like, well, considering she doesn't have feelings, I think that kind of. You know, we're not on the hook for that anymore. What?

Speaker 1:

would you?

Speaker 2:

Seriously like. I think she's like a narcissist.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, completely, because they only care about themselves, and I mean she's master manipulator.

Speaker 2:

Has she always been like this her whole life? How long have you known?

Speaker 1:

her. No, I mean, she kind of grew up with her.

Speaker 2:

She was a sweet girl what? Happened. I have no idea, she got hot.

Speaker 1:

She fell on Dick and literally, literally, and I cannot get up that dick had a platinum M X express and she Is that the first? I don't know if that's how it happened.

Speaker 2:

Okay, and it sounds ideal, like that's that tracks for sure, and her dad.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I can't even go there.

Speaker 2:

So creepy.

Speaker 1:

What do you do?

Speaker 2:

He's just. I look at him like you're creepy. No one that he just. There's something not right about that man. Let's look at his family. Look how his kid ended up.

Speaker 1:

I know and his marriage. I know, oh God, it's terrible. It's fucking terrible. Look at me trying to run.

Speaker 2:

I looked at you and I died.

Speaker 1:

Trying.

Speaker 2:

Bring it back. So yeah, I mean I just I'm so interested in her because I've never met that person. I've never met somebody so fucking awful besides my sister in law.

Speaker 1:

Well, there's a lot there that could be that. Yeah, that's interesting for sure.

Speaker 2:

It's just too so you, I didn't even know. You've known her like when she was a normal person. Yeah, when she was like I could see her being the best, like, like a great friend, if she just had her shit together, but she has no real girlfriends, because something always ends up happening. She's so insecure.

Speaker 1:

I know that's the yeah that that's awful Cause that was the other thing is like I was tired of lying about stuff that didn't happen. To make her like to prove her point.

Speaker 2:

Like what.

Speaker 1:

Just random shit, like like if she was fighting with a boyfriend, it would be like oh, chris heard that too, and I'd be like, girl, fuck, I didn't hear that. It's like didn't you hear that? And I'm like, uh-huh, sure did. No, I hated that. That was the worst.

Speaker 2:

That's so.

Speaker 1:

Cause I'm like gaslighting these men now. Yeah, with her help, or I'm helping her, but it's sick.

Speaker 2:

That's like that's not okay.

Speaker 1:

That's total gaslighting though.

Speaker 2:

She's a master. Well she and the thing that really scares me about her is is really that is like her ability to quite literally lie in your face and you know what's happening, but you still feel a little crazy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, cause she's really good.

Speaker 2:

It's really scary.

Speaker 1:

Bitch is good.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my God, red flag.

Speaker 1:

If she don't blink when lying and you know she's lying.

Speaker 2:

And now you're questioning your sanity Get out.

Speaker 1:

Right, you're wondering if you just took an ambient.

Speaker 2:

Literally. Yeah, I mean wait, does that really actually happen? Yeah and she.

Speaker 1:

Also, too, if people are telling you a story and it's making you feel uncomfortable, they're gaslighting you. I'm just convinced, now A lot. Give me an example of this.

Speaker 2:

I don't know it's so great you feel the real you're being gaslighted, gaslighted, gaslighted. Walk out.

Speaker 1:

Gaslit, gaslit, get out. Your gaslit went off five minutes ago. Get out, get out immediately. No, like you know, when let's just say you're having a conversation and turns into an argument, and then they start talking to you in a way to like refute Was that right? Like what you just said?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then they rebuttal those like twisting what you said, and then now you're feeling like uncomfortable and you're sweating and yes, I know exactly what you mean, I'm like what the fuck's going on?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they backed you into a corner.

Speaker 1:

I hate that.

Speaker 2:

It's bullshit.

Speaker 1:

I hate that.

Speaker 2:

All right, yeah, I'm with you. I don't there's one thing. Tell me, you need me to lie with you or for you? Just tell me beforehand.

Speaker 1:

It's like If it's gonna get the fight over quicker.

Speaker 2:

Right, we're all gonna win. That's fine. But don't just bring me in randomly, because that causes more issues later on. You know, later on down the road.

Speaker 1:

Does.

Speaker 2:

You got Like, if you called me one day and you were like this is what's about to happen.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, well, those are fun.

Speaker 2:

He's gonna call you and you're gonna say this I'll be like, but yeah. No question, but if we're sitting together and you're getting questioned in front of me and then you want me to jump in like I'm sorry, I'm going to abandon Shep, no, I completely agree with that you can't do it, I'll also. I'm just here.

Speaker 1:

I can't add lip, no Like.

Speaker 2:

Uh, uh, uh uh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, then we went to.

Speaker 2:

What did we do? Yeah, that's what we did.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, cast our guard up, Show me our Olive Garden. We were at Olive Garden the whole night.

Speaker 2:

Andrew asked me how I feel if he took me on a date to Olive Garden.

Speaker 1:

I would love a date at Olive Garden.

Speaker 2:

I said I would absolutely love that.

Speaker 1:

I would too.

Speaker 2:

I've only eaten there one time in my entire life. It was horrible. Oh 10-10. I would do it again. You thought it was terrible, it was awful.

Speaker 1:

I love Olive Garden.

Speaker 2:

I got actual pasta, which I think was a bad move. I think I should just stick with breadsticks.

Speaker 1:

I love Olive Garden.

Speaker 2:

Why.

Speaker 1:

It's just good Wow.

Speaker 2:

Do you remember Matt Rooney Grill?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that was good too. That was so good. The Maggiano's isn't bad. You don't like that one either.

Speaker 2:

I mean again, you just shook your head at me.

Speaker 1:

Strike it out here there are really good Italian places, though, like on the hill we have amazing Italian here for sure.

Speaker 2:

A chair is definitely my favorite, though.

Speaker 1:

So you can't fuck with Olive Garden when you have places like that around here.

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Well, are we wrapping it up? Is there anything else you wanna talk about? I have to pee, okay.

Speaker 2:

I think we're done here.

Speaker 1:

Well, kids, it's been real.

Speaker 2:

Did we clear up everything?

Speaker 1:

You know what? I still have questions. What questions do you have?

Speaker 2:

I mean, I just I wanna get into some specifics, okay well then, we're gonna do an episode part two on this. Yes.

Speaker 1:

Be good kids.

Speaker 2:

Don't do the end again.

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